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Man sues over 55-hour erection

NEW YORK - FORMER prison inmate, Dawud Yaduallah is suing a nurse in the United States, claiming that he suffered an erection that lasted 55 hours as a side effect of medication he had been given.
Yaduallah, 43, said he had to wait more than two days before being taken from the New York prison to hospital for treatment, reported The New York Post on Monday.

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Oldie worth another stroke

Tillie - Maude - Gertrude

These three old ladies and their dogs
were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies,
stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.

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Child's prayer - very touching!!!

Subject: Child's Prayer - Very Touching
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer......
Amen
Razz

I recently posted a question at a forum dedicated to native american issues and got a couple interesting replies.

by nonstatus » Sun May 17, 2009 9:29 am

I have many questions to be answered. I will start with this one......

It has been argued that First Nations people of North America migrated here from Russia via the Bering Strait thousands of years ago. My question is, if that is true, why don't the First Nations people here speak Russian or look Russian?
nonstatus

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Don't know if this is just a coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of
Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian
racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of
pigs around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?

It gets worse........

next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong? Shocked

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Before I was a Mom,
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom,
I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child
so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes a ...

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Here is a funny Mothers day vid 4 ya Laughing

http://groups.google.com/group/ha...se_thread/thread/ff20ece2cb351299

Enjoy

Limericks

There was a young man of Adair
Who thought he would diddle a mare.
He climbed up a ladder
And jolly well had her,
With his backside a-wave in the air.

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There was a young man named Macgruder,
Who had a fair lass and he woo'ed her.
She thought it lewd,
To be woo'ed in the nude,
But Macgruder was shrewder and screwed her.

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There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
Whe ...